从剧本拷来的(drumroll)(rousing orchestralfanfare playing)(birds squawking)(wind blowing)(grand, royal orchestraltheme playing)Once upon a time,in an English castlefar, far away,there lived a pamperedpersonage by the name of...- (yawning)...Prince.(bell ringing)All right,everyone, he's awake.Hurry! Hurry!Come along, quickly.Right, are we all ready?Get the Carlyle log.Prince knew no other lifethan a life of luxury.Oh, did I mentionthat Prince was a cat?Good morning, Prince.(yawning, groaning)Your tea.(British accent):Mm-hmm-hmm! Breakie.I have your favorite dish.Carlyle log.Ah, lovely.(slurping, smacking)(moaning)(chuckling)Super.Oh, it's good to be the king.On the other side of the world,there livedan equally pampered catwho thought he was a king,but who ruled overa somewhat smaller domain.Meow.(grunting)I'm the king of the cul-de-sac.That's what I'm talking about.Jon and I have everythingI could ever want.Food in the fridge.Cable and satellite.And don't forget lasagna.That's right.It's good to be king.I want you to know, you're themost important thing in my life.Let me sleep, please.Before I met you,my life had no meaning.I was incomplete.Oh, you still are, really.I guess what I'mtrying to say is......will you marry me?Eh? Marriage?Well, this is kind of sudden.There may besome legal issues here.Look, I like you,but not as a spouse.Maybe as a servant, we couldstay together, make it work.So what do you say... Liz?- Wait a second. Liz? Liz?- Garfield.Liz is a girl.No, worse.She's a girl vet.- (bell dings)- Turkey's ready.Well, I thinkJon has touched bottom now.Hmm, we gotta put an endto this torture.(romantic music playing)Time for a new DJ.(stereo blasts)(singing)Somebody take my temperature.Garfield!(stutters)Whoa!Man, you have changed.I can't have you messingthis up for me, okay?- Oh, I get it. It's her.- Come here.She doesn't like our music.Whatever happened toJon?- My metal-head guy. My dude.- (doorbell chimes)You were so much coolerwhen you wore a mullet.Now stay here.- So much cooler.- (doorbell chimes)I suppose she likesthis haircut.I suppose she likesthis haircut.- Coming!- Tell me she likes it the way it is now.- Hey, Liz.- Jon, I have incredible news.Guess who's going to bespeaking at this year's fund-raiserfor the Royal AnimalConservancy.Siegfried and Roy?-Oh, come on.- Just Siegfried?ane Goodall dropped outat the last minutebecause she's nursinga sick chimpand they asked me.I mean, it's gonna be atthis really cool castleon a huge estate.Well, Liz, that-that's...I am flying to Londontomorrow morning.Can you believe it?- What?I mean, I haveto pack, and...Oh, are these rosepetals and candles?Yeah, well, Liz,I have some...some important newsof-of-of my own.Uh...GARFI ELD:Hey, me, too.clears throat)Excuse me, do you believein love at first sight?I was hoping you'd say yes.You have made meso very, very cat-happy.- Uh...- Well, come on.- What's the news?- The news is, I, uh...I finally house-trained Odie.- Really?- Yeah.That would explainthe rose petals.I have to pack.I'm so sorryabout dinner.But you know what?I will send yourregards to the queen.Okay, congratulationson Odie.Oh, oh, yeah.And, hey, you, too.They're lucky to have you.kisses)Bye.Oh, I thought she'd never leave.Garfield, you atethe whole turkey?Well, yeah.What are youdoing with this?Oh, never mind.It's too late.She's already off to...(belches) Ooh!Good stuffing.Well, come on, cheer up.I saved you the wishbone.- There's nothing I can do.Sure there is.Return the ring andget your money back.Wait a minute.I'll go to London.- Oh, you poor sap.- She'll love it.- She'll be surprised.- Please don't do this.- She'll be thrilled.- Tell me you're not gonna do this.- She'll say yes.- Please, don't.I gotta go pack.You moron.This is a huge mistake, Jon.One of your biggest.Don't roam. Stay home.Odie and I are not just comingalong for the ride, pal.This is actuallyan intervention.JON:Okay, guys. Here we are.(yawning):Oh, quick flight.We must have beenin the jet stream.England is no great shakes, huh?I mean, the buildings here looklike, uh, the kennel back home.That is the kennel back home.They'll never take me alive.They're gonnabe fine, Jon.Yeah, yeah.Garfield's never stayedin a kennel before,so I'm afraidhe might havesome separation anxiety.No.He's probably fast asleepin his cage by now.You hear me, warden?!I have the rightto remain silent!Anything I say can andwill be held against mein a court of law!And I have the rightto an attorney, too, pal!And if I can't afford one,one must be provided for meby the court!Never mind!I just broke out.He likes a belly rubtwice a day.And, oh, if youcould give hima pan of lasagnabetween each meal,that would be great.Oh, almost forgot Pooky.Can't bewithout Pooky.(barks)Oh, great. Just whenthings were looking up.Look, why don'tyou stay hereand get yourfleas removed,maybe get a brain transplant?(barks)Okay, go away. Beat it.Hide beneath the wheels.Agh! You'reripping my fur!
